This book has changed so much from this version by now that keeping it up in this form hurts me on a deep, cringing level. As such, I'm deleting all the text, but leaving the chapters up in "SCRAPS" to preserve the comments for posterity. I apologize to the (incredibly few) fans who might feel slighted by this decision, but let's all hope my work one day makes it to a book shelf for real. That's the entire point, after all, I think.