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Inane Tangent #4 ~*(As Advertised in Homeless Shelters Everywhere!)*~ Once upon an ear infection there was a rabid squirrel named…well, forget the name.  He never actually told me.  Anyway, about this lovely little foaming squirrel, he was quite the cook and loved to prune cactus trees.  There was a mouse living in his colon, but his semicolon was reasonably clear.  It was just that every time he found an apostrophe in his alphabet soup he became irate and demanded to see our leaders.  The aliens all loved his burritos, but disliked the amount of guacamole he put in his ice cream sandw