Inane Tangent 5 Inane Tangent #5 ~*(One Free Colonoscopy With Each Issue! )*~A long, long time ago, in a pancreas far, far away, there was a short, short man named Eddie Mucus (Now, really. Is the repetition of every, every adjective that necessary?). Now, who was this Eddie Mucus? Only a handful of leprous homeless, limbless men know, as well as several women of ill repute. However, our records here in the great, magnificent Library of Utter Inanity claim that he was very short, very annoying, and very unpopular. Chances were, his death came quick, in the form of a lynch mob and a midget wearing an Easter Bunny costume.Speaking of which, the cost
Inane Tangent 4 Inane Tangent #4 ~*(As Advertised in Homeless Shelters Everywhere!)*~Once upon an ear infection there was a rabid squirrel named…well, forget the name. He never actually told me. Anyway, about this lovely little foaming squirrel, he was quite the cook and loved to prune cactus trees. There was a mouse living in his colon, but his semicolon was reasonably clear. It was just that every time he found an apostrophe in his alphabet soup he became irate and demanded to see our leaders. The aliens all loved his burritos, but disliked the amount of guacamole he put in his ice cream sandw
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